I Google Me

It’s always fun to google oneself. Especially in mid-afternoon, when I need a poke to stay awake. Good to trade a few minutes of productivity for hours of excellent results.

Googling “Zephyr98″ I get my own blog as #1, followed by entries for a highly successful online poker player; a deviant sketch artist of horse heads; a registered player at the online (and I bet totally killer) gaming site, !Soul-Arena!; a 60 year old guy at TrueNudists.com; and, my second favorite, a stats-stealing site called http://www.isthisyour.name, where I learn that while my real name (Kurt Kremer) in binary is

01001011 01110101 01110010 01110100 00100000 01001011 01110010 01100101 01101101 01100101 01110010

…I am only modestly envoweled; but that my personal power animal is the mighty sphynx cat! (I sense a feline army waiting for my commands–you will all pay for laughing at my modest voweledge!) And that there are likely only 6 other people in the US with my name. (Since there can be only one, and I’m not a brawler, I hope we’re spread far and wide. Still, I better brush up on my fencing skills.)

And their final tidbit (and this is just plain creepy), my magic number:

“Your ‘Numerology’ number is 5. If it wasn’t bulls**t, it would mean that you are adventurous, mercurial, and sensual. You seek growth through adventure and different life experiences. Although you are a critical thinker, you can sometimes over-ponder an issue.”

Get out of my head, you freaks!

Here, though, is my favorite Google result. Do I really need to say why?

ZEPHYR 550 ’91-’98 – Tasty Nuts the home of Pro-Bolt Ltd

Ah, I feel energized. Now to get back to Tweetdeck.

Comments

  1. Steve says:

    (Aw, that’s nice to be described as highly successful)

    Seriously though, it’s pretty wierd randomly googling myself and the top link coming out as someone talking about randomly googling yourself; I felt like I had to say hello at that point!

    Best wishes,

    Steve/(also) Zephyr98 :)

  2. Kurt says:

    Hey, hello!

    ah shit

    he left

  3. Kurt says:

    I wonder which of the Zephyr98′s he was.

  4. Zephyr98 says:

    Heh – I have a very wandering memory, which just wandered back to this :)

    I’m the poker-playing Zephyr98, and was very surprised to find anyone else had come up with the name!

    • Kurt says:

      My blog name is a combo of a character’s name in a novel-in-progress and the year my son was born (who is also the model for that character). I’ll see if I can work a little poker in that character’s profile, just as an Easter egg.

  5. Zephyr98 says:

    The wandering memory returns :) And that’s a very nice touch regarding your novel! I must admit, remembering about this article actually brought me back to playing poker myself (I’d stopped for a while, remembered this, and immediately wanted to play again) – going well so far!

  6. Kurt says:

    Good luck with the poker gig–hope it’s profitable. It’s always been seen as both a seamy and romantic way to make money–the anti-hero’s path to profit.

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